February 2012
57 posts
attn: a Teen is now president
lordsteve:
-constitution now just a bunch of fight club quotes
-instead of traditional “god bless america” ends every speech w/ “what the deuce, america”
-national anthem now everything but country
-all voting booths now just ask you “red pill… or blue pill?”
-amy pohler now literally in charge of every irl parks and recs department. she’s a comedian. animals + trees are dying
-war on drugs...
miaveee asked: I had a long and complicated nightmare last night about being kept captive and abused by a bunch of goths and crusty punks. When I finally managed to escape, you rocked up in a VW Golf to drive me to safety. I don't know what it was supposed to mean, but thank you, Dream-Harry.
